So, let's talk a moment about what it takes to really be a favorite of the ladies of cbid. Some of you pretend to be "the favorite"... but how many of you literally have Milk and Cookies delivered to your door by one of these lovely ladies?

That's right. I got a package this weekend with milk, Trish's lovely pumpkin spice shortbread, Pepperidge Farm Sausalito cookies, some maple type of cakes, some chocolate and peanut butter treats, and Hershey's kisses (not pictured, because a gentleman never kisses and tells). To top it off, a Tatuaje red (my favorites of the tats), a San Cristobal Revelation and a My Father cedros delux. Somehow Shana knew I was a Pepin ho.

... It seems the years of sending pictures of my sexy butt to the ladies has finally paid off. I really encourage the rest of you to give it a shot. If you send them enough naked pictures, the lovely ladies of cbid actually send you Milk and Cookies. :)


This was a really lovely treat Shana, and thank you to Trish for baking the shortbread. This was really kind of you, and the note saying I had a "get out of jail free" card for the next 6 months really helped as well. 🙂

Oh, I forgot... in case you can't read the note:

"Hey Sexy,

Here's your Milk and Cookies. My apologies I couldn't hand deliver them. In between staring longingly at the photos you sent, Trish has baked pumpkin spice shortbread. She baked it with the bones of banned cbidders as you requested, so I hope it is to your liking. SvenR still pines for you. He's taken to writing songs to his unrequited love for you.

Anyway, I'm sure you will continue to behave on the forum, because you are the best forum member ever. Love and kisses, Shana"

Perseverance - it either gets you what you want or gets you bopped on the head. Looks like you got your milk and cookies!

P.S. I did not see the "get out of jail free card" that you mentioned.

[quote=victor809]So, let's talk a moment about what it takes to really be a favorite of the ladies of cbid. Some of you pretend to be "the favorite"... but how many of you literally have Milk and Cookies delivered to your door by one of these lovely ladies?



... It seems the years of sending pictures of my sexy butt to the ladies has finally paid off. I really encourage the rest of you to give it a shot. If you send them enough naked pictures, the lovely ladies of cbid actually send you Milk and Cookies. :)


so, wait. you're telling us to send pics of your butt and we'll get milk and cookies?

Well, I suppose you could use pics of mine, if yours isn't "up to snuff"... But they may get suspicious when so many men send them pictures of the exact same flawless posterior of perfection.

Tamapatom... i have to keep it hidden, don't want anyone to use the picture to generate counterfeit cards.

***Do not send naked pictures***

Glad to see you enjoyed the goodies.

🍺

Hey Victor, what's the glass thingy at the end of the table? Some kinda plug?





Nice score!!!

Mrs. Tank's cookies are better.

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ShanaC@CigarBid wrote:
***Only send full frontal naked pictures, we have received enough butts***

Glad to see you enjoyed the goodies.

This changes everything !!

So, the shortbread cookies are like crack... and amusingly enough were packed in a CI ziplock bag (do I taste a hint of Gurkha?... 😉... )

The glass buttplug in the upper left corner is just something I was going to return. Do you see how wide that base is? I mean, after putting it in every day for a few weeks, I still couldn't get comfortable with that wide a base, so I'm just going to have to return it. Either that or re-sell it on craigslist as "lightly used"...

Jet, you should totally send the ladies ween pics. They love that sort of thing. 🙂

TW uses his GI Joe..... 😟

I may have to take you up on your offer... not sure why you offered me more than I paid for it originally though, especially when you specified "unwashed"....

I don't mind spending a little extra for TW's comfort.. he's been thru a lot lately... just be sure to send directly to him.... I don't want to see it... 🤐

I understand... TW has done so much for and to you over the years.

ya... he's been pretty cool most of the time... cept for running off Bloody... 😟

I thought bloody was dead ?

:^o

TW killed bloody?

in a matter of speaking... Raymond prolly still exists.. just not his Bloody sidekick... 😟

Proves women fall for the "bad" ones. Betcha there were some other tools hidden in the shortbread and the can of milk is a disguised explosive device...