A man sitting at a bar starts telling his friend next to him a joke that began:

A Pollock, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar... Before he could continue the joke a man at a table behind him interrupted.

Excuse me, he said, I'm Irish and I'm 6'6", 250 pounds, my friend here is Scottish and he's 6'8" and 275 pounds, and my other friend here is Polish, 6'10" and weighs 300 pounds... You sure you really want to tell that joke?

Definitely not, the man replied... I don't want to have to explain it three times!

Depends on how long the franks are and what they are topped with.

Is that the bar that had sawdust on the floor ?

Is this another foreskin joke?

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no, but this is...

a young couple are on a first date walking down the street in a Jewish neighborhood in New York on a Summer day. From a third floor apartment, a Rabbi performing a briss tosses the foreskin out the open window, and it lands on the young woman's shoulder.

Startled, she shrieks "what is that?!"

Gently, the young man picks it off of her shoulder, holds it up, and says, "try this, if you like it, I'll give you a whole one."