....I can kick you way up into a tree....
cadbeans
MA2 USN
Good One Jack!!
Man who fall asleep with hand in pants, wake up feeling cocky??
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot??
Man who walk through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok??
Or do you mean the TRADITIONAL sayings??
He who does his girlfriend in a strawberry patch gets his a$$ in a jam.
He who go to bed with itchy a$$ wake up with smelly finger.