Grabbed a neat short pour of Macallan and an Ashton short corona. Killing 20 minutes in the garage until the smoker's cooled enough to clean up.

Bengals must of graduated from the Ray Lewis Smartz and Clazz academy.

.......in my dreams.........then i wake up.

Plenty of better things to waste my money on than Powerball[-x

i think i won

now i can finally afford the REALLY good gurkhas

I enjoyed that as well...=d>

I'm one of those people who would blow through all of it rather quickly. But I don't think I'd buy a Gurkha.

Dogs are gonna eat well for a few days.

I prefer frying them. Faster, and I love the crispy skin.

Asked him today what I did wrong, he said he cooks at over 300° F and is done in about 30-40m/lb over my hour/lb, plus the whole overshooting temp thing.

It was a free turkey from work. I've experimented with them every year. Sliced one up, breaded and deep fried turkey fingers. Fried a whole one which didn't work out so well. Butterfly'd and grilled one which was pretty good, but only in spots as most was quite burned. And now I've tried to smoke one. Next year if I take the turkey home I'll give it another shot.

I have the same warm feeling I had when I was holding a warm cup of coffee while opening presents on Christmas Day.

Did anynone see Pacman Jones' initial classy explanation of his feelings?

#Dumblivesmatter.

Yeah, I've always found that any kind of poultry in a smoker seems to do better at around 300-350. It's a more delicate texture and not really the tough piece of meat with a lot of connective tissue e a pork butt or beef chuck roast so it doesn't really benefit from the long slow cook as much.

I'm not a big fan of turkey in general, so I don't really have to worry about it that much. When I cook them, it's typically for someone else.

Meanwhile yknow, shes on my insurance, I cover everything for her.

No regrets on taking care of my baby girl, just getting frustrated with this loser who cant get out of his dads basement. Tired of having to bail him out so our daughter doesn't have to suffer.

Then when my daughter doesn't like what I have to say because shes acting up its always "I want to go to my daddys" because he doesn't discipline her at all.

I've watched that man say he didn't have $1.00 to get her a banana for a snack then buy a pile of Blu-Ray movies 20 minutes later.

Sorry to rant, he's just getting on my last nerve and I need to holler about it to someone.

Im a family man, and hes a child, and I hate how the most important thing in his life is him, not her.

BIG bill. 20+ lbs of grain in my mashtun. Among the largest I've done. Rarely go over 14lbs without some help like DME or candi sugar in Belgian styles.

Here's to hoping... doubt I'll get the efficiency I'd like from a mash this huge. Likely going to end up collecting over 10g wort to boil just to get somewhere near the numbers I'm looking for. Gonna be a long brewday. Good thing I brought a churchill.

To be completely honest, if/when my wife leaves, I'll be a deadbeat as well, but not with any visitation. Cut ties, cut funds. Would probably quit working legit and do cash jobs to ensure that.

Love the imperial stouts... wish we were neighbors.

Wait, what? If you have no kids, I can see that... the courts probably won't, but I can. If you have kids... the responsible thing to do is A) provide for them and 😎 be a father to them.

(biological kids, or adopted kids... if the kid has a father who is being fatherly, you're off the hook - just my opinion mind you)