"I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time." - Mark Twain
"You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear." - Aldous Huxley
"Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace." - Raul Julia
"I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally." - Thomas Mann
"...I promised myself that if I ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner. This is the only resolution of my youth that I have kept, and the only realized ambition which has not brought disillusion." - Somerset Maugham
"I'm not supporting their economy, I'm burning their crops." - Kinky Friedman (about smoking Cuban cigars)
"To fully appreciate fine cigars, it's important to recognize the various types of cigars. There are two basic categories of cigar. The lit and unlit." -- P. Martin Shoemaker
"A fine cigar is the essence of life. The tobacco plant comes from the earth, from which we ourselves were created. Like ourselves, each leaf grows and is nurtured individually, acquiring its own characteristics, and is then graded, sorted, and matured according to their special abilities. As tobacco comes to its graduation in the making of cigars, as with the making of adults, some is left on the cutting room table and become ordinary, run-of-the-mill products. Some graduate into leadership and areas of responsibility, but a few achieve greatness, and even a touch of immortality." -Prince Sined Yar Maharg
"Any cigar smoker is friend, because I know how he feels." -- Alfred de Musset
"I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be." -Richard Carleton
"Given a choice between a Swisher Sweet and an Old Fashioned Butt Whoopin, I would hope my wounds heal quickly." Texlewee
"If you can't send money, send tobacco." - George Washington to the Continental Congress, 1776.
"The end of a good smoke is a little saddening. In some regard, it's a bit like losing a best friend who had time to sit and listen." - ZenWarrior