DrafterX
Saturday, April 30, 2016 11:53:10 AM
A weasel’s encounter with the world’s most powerful atom-smasher didn’t turn out that well for the complex machine or the animal.

The Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland, was shut down Friday after a weasel chewed through its wiring and caused a power outage, Sky News reports.

The furry creature met its demise after nibbling on a wire connected to a 66,000-volt transformer powering the collider, Sky News reported.

The atom smasher was used to prove the existence of the Higgs Boson - also known as the God particle, according to the European news outlet.

In an internal incident report the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN), which runs the 17-mile circuit under the Swiss-French border, said it was "not the best week for LHC!”

“I can confirm that the Large Hadron Collider is on standby mode, following technical issues in the last 24 hours, including a power cut due to the passage of a weasel,” CERN spokesperson Arnaud Marsollier told the National Geographic in an email Friday.

“The concerned part of the LHC stopped immediately and safely, though some connections were slightly damaged due to an electrical arc,” he said.

Marsollier told the Associated Press little remains of the weasel.

Film at 11.... 😞

ZRX1200
Saturday, April 30, 2016 12:01:48 PM
Damn weasel.
Brewha
Saturday, April 30, 2016 1:45:33 PM
Just a little more juice and we would have had our first weasel in space......
ZRX1200
Saturday, April 30, 2016 2:35:02 PM
True.......True....

😟

Brewha
Saturday, April 30, 2016 3:11:35 PM
Would have been a great start for one of those Marvel Comic movies. "Space Weasle" or something.

If a scientist was cought in the atomic arc blast with him we could have had The Adventures of Weasleman.....

Just sayin'

Ever wonder where weasels go when it rains?

Speyside
Saturday, April 30, 2016 3:43:55 PM
Are there antimatter weasels now?
frankj1
Saturday, April 30, 2016 7:25:28 PM

Would have been a great start for one of those Marvel Comic movies. "Space Weasle" or something.

If a scientist was cought in the atomic arc blast with him we could have had The Adventures of Weasleman.....

Just sayin'

Ever wonder where weasels go when it rains?

Brewha wrote:

Tom's attic?

DrafterX
Saturday, April 30, 2016 9:46:03 PM
Will we be able to see the antimatter weasels..?? 😕
Buckwheat
Sunday, May 1, 2016 2:00:04 PM
So does the weasel both exist and not exist?
tamapatom
Sunday, May 1, 2016 2:31:00 PM
The Haldron collider is going to destroy the Earth. The weasel was sent by God to save us from ourselves. Praise the weasel. Heed the warning.
Speyside
Sunday, May 1, 2016 6:26:07 PM
Only if you have polarized sun glasses drafter.
DrafterX
Sunday, May 1, 2016 9:05:08 PM
Are they good antimatter weasels or bad antimatter weasels..?? 😕
DaQueenBeez
Sunday, May 1, 2016 9:25:28 PM

So does the weasel both exist and not exist?

Buckwheat wrote:

Shroedinger's weasel?

Speyside
Sunday, May 1, 2016 10:02:03 PM
Are there any good weasels?
frankj1
Sunday, May 1, 2016 10:24:45 PM

Are there any good weasels?

Speyside wrote:

only Bedouins...I keed I keed.

STOPTHEVOICES!!!
Monday, May 2, 2016 12:12:20 AM

Are there any good weasels?

Speyside wrote:

Nah. Only the immoral ones pass the bar exam.

DaQueenBeez
Monday, May 2, 2016 12:31:47 AM
An atomic antimatter weasel walks into a bar...or does he?
Speyside
Monday, May 2, 2016 1:12:24 AM
If your back is turned is there even a bar?
tamapatom
Monday, May 2, 2016 7:11:28 AM
You guys are not taking this seriously............http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2562063/Could-super-Hadron-end-world-Proposed-jumbo-collider-create-black-holes-strange-matter-experts-claim.html
STOPTHEVOICES!!!
Monday, May 2, 2016 5:23:13 PM
I always knew weasels would end the world. I just always assumed it would be by hijacking our nuclear launch codes....