One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority - figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."

The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning - golf course​ or intercourse?"

She said, "Don't forget your hat."'

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Same with bass fishing.

Hey, Trump was right....we're gonna say Merry Christmas again!=d>

Sounds like you have a MIL very much like mine.

If that is the case, you have my deepest hart felt condolences.

Four Southern Ladies

Four southern ladies were sitting around having Bloody Marys and talking about how much their husbands loved them.

The first one says, "My Jimmy loves me so much that he bought me a diamond ring.” The second and third woman squealed and said, "Oh, that’s wonderful", the fourth said, “Oh how nice”.

The second woman says, "Well, my Billy loves me so much he got me a fur coat." The first and third woman squealed and said, "Oh, that’s wonderful", the fourth said, “Oh how nice”.

So then, the third woman says, "Well, my Bobby loves me so much he bought me a Mercedes-Benz." The first and second woman squealed and said, "Oh, that’s wonderful", the fourth said, “Oh how nice”.

They all turned to look at the fourth woman and said, "Well, honey, how much does your husband love you?"

She replied, "He loves me so much that he bought me charm school lessons so I could learn to say 'Oh, how nice' instead of “F**k You”