This isn't my first post, so I've already said the heck with etiquette. Take that!
As suggested by ZRX here is my official intro.

I hail from Dallas, Texas. Not a native Texan, but I married one. I draw pictures for a living. Actually, I draw buildings. But mostly they are pictures of buildings.

I'm terrible at spelling, but good at math.
I like long walks on the beach, puppies, and rainbows.
I may post as often as Haley's Comet rolls around, or I might not.
I have learned a lot reading the forum and discovered many sticks I'd like to try. Seems a tight knit community.
I'm a serial underbidder. Or AM I?
Been enjoying the hobby for 5 years after having a Monte #2 Cuban. Haven't had one since.
My go to cigars (so far) are DPG Blue, Tat Red. I need a White in there to complete the trifecta.
Still looking for the under $2 everyday Unicorn. Maybe y'all can help me?
I am currently building a coolerdor out of a 1950's metal Dr. Pepper cooler to house my growing collection. Any advice
is most welcome.

Will you accept me in to the pack?
I have trained for this moment for years.

🤦

Welcome............but I am NOT going to sniff your butt.............what has ZRX been telling you?

Welcome and stuff

here's some help for ya, Don't let DMV catch you calling them "sticks"...mmkay?

Noted. Tough crowd. Go ahead and club this baby seal. Anyhow thanks for welcome folks.

Welcome. Search the forums for "Thonginator"
You're Welcome!

Welcome. Search the forums for "Thonginator"
You're Welcome!

Welcome to the asylum Kerbey. You got off on the wrong foot when you mentioned zrx is your connection...so you both enjoy blue waffles, hmm. No worries, it's a correctable error.

You might like the Fuente Flor Fina 8-5-8 natural as your everyday "white." Good flavors and priced right. Others to consider: Cabaiguan, CyB lonsdale. A little pricier is the La Palina Mr. Sam, an excellent mild cigar, flavorful and with some kick

you have chosen - poorly...

Sympathy top, eh gummy?

Poor fella wasn't getting the attention the other new guy got. 🌫

Aloha from Hawaii! 👍

From one n00b to another, welcome.

Greetings to you!

Your name is spelled weird. Can we call you KeisterBoy?

Do you like to ride the see-saw naked?

He haww

I thought Kerbey was the name of an overpriced vacuum cleaner that really sucked.

Welcome to the madhouse.

Welcome to the asylum Kerbey. Is that like Furby?

https://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/380264/CAT-Challenge-The-Thonginator 

https://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/612357/NEWBIES-INFO-PLEASE-READ-v-2-1-3 

https://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/617445/Commonly-Used-Acronyms-and-Abbreviations-Updated 


https://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/649505/n00b-PIB-Round-2-FIGHT 



Cello on or off?