...

[gonzo]

Doubt she paid for her ticket...

But I'd buy one.

Could be deadly!

😱

Motorboat

She looks well cared for on that private jet.
Way out of my league for sure.

👍 👍

Pretty sure that's an airplane, fella.


[sarcasm]

Excuse me miss. Could I interest you in a free membership in the mile high club?

=p~ =p~ =p~ =p~ =p~

My new favorite.

"In the event of a water landing . . ."

That's certainly first class.

^^^That hot tanned young gash is EXACTLY THE FIRST THING YOU
GET AFTER
WINNING THE POWERBALL....

H3'LL...

THROW IN TRIPLETS
( 1 Thai, 1 Chinese, 1 Laotian)
Of HOT ASIAN 80 LB
S.P.I.N.N.E.R.'s too boot!!!

I need to go get a Powerball ticket.

Someone in Indiana won the megamillions. I got a powerball ticket, too... I'm feeling pretty lucky!!

Last nights drawing, I won a dollar.

I feel like that chick in the State Farm commercial.

I'm someone in Indiana.

B.O.T.