Think twice before killing the next cockroach you find in your apartment.
A team of scientists at India’s Institute for Stem Cell Biology and Regenerative Medicinediscovered that cockroach milk may be the greatest superfood of them all.
The Pacific beetle cockroach (the only kind that gives birth to live young) feeds it’s babies by lactating protein-dense crystals, which pack fats, sugars, amino acids, and more than four times the nutrition of cow’s milk.
“It’s time-released food,” project lead Subramanian Ramaswamy told The Times of India.“They can be a fantastic protein supplement.”
But don’t swap out your smoothie’s almond milk just yet. Despite it’s nutritional value, cockroach milk is extremely high in calories.
I heard Drafter has been milking cockroaches for years........wait maybe it wasn't roaches.
Whistlebritches wrote:
i heard he was milking bulls?
I'm guessing they'll just throw them in the veggie-mixer... 😟
DrafterX wrote:
I think I still have my old Bass-o-Matic packed away.............
It must take tiny fingers to milk a cockroach.
tamapatom wrote:
Z is an expert at handling tiny things
Hmm, here I am sitting in my lab looking at a cockroach... Think I'll flip it over. WOW, its got t!ts. let me see if it has milk... Huh, lets see if there are any medicinal properties.
Kind of an AndyTV moment if you ask me.
****-caaa-ROACHESSSS MILK
