Hello Folks from Mary Esther, FL. I wanted to jump on to say hi and hope to live up to the expectations of another new guy who doesn't know what he's talking about. Intro Huh? Well, I had my first cigar at the same time I had my first good drunk and both came shortly after I joined the Army in 1971. I liked them so well, I still drink, smoke, and retired from the Army in 1994. Until lately, I made all my cigar purchases from local shops and no even one of them said anything about online auctions. And it was not until Jan this year that I got so serious as to smoke one a day. That's when I jumped in with both eyes shut. I'm up to three humidors that share about 5 five mixed boxes of Fuente Cuban Coronas, Flor de Las Antillas, Inch by EP, 601 Steel, and R&J Real. Different sizes and strengths depending on the mood or time open to smoke. I'm doing my part in helping hold down the price on the big dollar cigars for the rich folks out there. These posts has been an interesting read full of good information and insights. If we meed out on the auction floor, I wont snipe or run up the bid on you. In my life, I've been shot at and missed a few times and sh*t at and hit 100 times. I don't cuss, respect women, and only fear my wife and God. It all makes me want to get off here for a corona and follow it up tonight with a churchill or toro with a double shot of gentleman jack. But then, why wait, I'm retired. In closing, no one wants to hear any advise from a Noob so just a reminder. When lighting your cigar, always light the end further away from your face. If you must relight one, make sure it was one of yours. And be careful where you stick your cigars, the life you save may be your own.

Welcome to the crazy. There is a good chance when I retire next year that we will be heading down to the Destin area.

David

Damnit........another Fuggin GroundPounder!!! LOL

Aloha from Hawaii. 👍

Thank you for your service.

You know this one is coming:

Pancakes or waffles?

He's a service member.....no way he's a waffle eating commie.

Welcome aboard! Learn the search function, join the noob trade, look up Thonginator and watch out for Jaderose. He's the guy who's not even decent enough for a reacharound.

Welcome to the asylum, noob who's not really a noob. About time you jumped in.

Welcome Fred. We need more old guys here

Welcome!

Did Mary Esther have a little lamb?

Welcome anyway........

Welcome, mate!

Hi Mary !

Don't listen to Z, he's a pancake *****.

And thank you for your service.
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Welcome....
Remember, the Return key is your friend

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Welcome! Your name is too common. Can we call you Parasite?

Welcome.

#3 - I know right? But we all can't be smart enough to qualify for the Navy.

#5 - Waffles!! FTP!

Welcome!