Ong
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10 years ago
Any of you work in an office and smoke a cigar on your way to work? I found myself wanting a cigar this morning for the commute and I have been getting the stink eye from co-workers.

Do you wear the smell with pride, or cover it with febreeze or other odor masker?
sd72
10 years ago
I mask it with booze sweat and breath. No complains about the smoke. And sometimes a vague whiff of vomit, mostly on Mondays.
sd72
10 years ago
I mask it with booze sweat and breath. No complains about the smoke. And sometimes a vague whiff of vomit, mostly on Mondays.
sd72
10 years ago
Apparently Tuesday too.
dharbolt
10 years ago
Same here. Though I add the smell of strippers and some glitter highlights
Ong
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10 years ago
I was going to assume the strippers was a part of it, or at least the scent of a good Cocoa Butter. The glitter is a new one.
sd72
10 years ago
Glitter gets lost in the white nose rings, and ashy face.
Ong
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10 years ago
I am less a white nose ring guy, and more of a post-baby stretch mark guy. Wednesday morning B-Team for life!
dharbolt
10 years ago
That's not right. You should never lose your appreciation of strippers
dharbolt
10 years ago
Also if your into the stretch marks come to columbus I'll take you to a strip club in the hood that will blow your mind
Ong
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10 years ago

Also if your into the stretch marks come to columbus I'll take you to a strip club in the hood that will blow your mind

dharbolt wrote:




I would be all over that as long as they look like a road map of Manhattan!
mikey1597
10 years ago
I fart a lot.
dharbolt
10 years ago
So do the strippers
dharbolt
10 years ago

I would be all over that as long as they look like a road map of Manhattan!

Ong wrote:



Brother these "girls" got a road map of Manhattan on their left oblique 🙂
Ong
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10 years ago

Brother these "girls" got a road map of Manhattan on their left oblique :)

dharbolt wrote:




I have 2.5 hours left at work....don't you dare excite me!


Wait, wait, wait - I don't like your use of quotes around girls. I am not interested in meeting a Cait Jenner.
sd72
10 years ago
Got a club in the country here famous for a one legged stripper.
dharbolt
10 years ago

I have 2.5 hours left at work....don't you dare excite me!


Wait, wait, wait - I don't like your use of quotes around girls. I am not interested in meeting a Cait Jenner.

Ong wrote:



Bwahahahaha they are female. Just can't necessarily call them girls 🙂
dharbolt
10 years ago

Got a club in the country here famous for a one legged stripper.

sd72 wrote:



Got one on the south side that has a big led sign that says no fat and has a picture of a baby chicken. But only at prime hours. During the week they make no such claims
danmdevries
10 years ago
Could try smoking a pipe.
frankj1
10 years ago

I fart a lot.

mikey1597 wrote:


you need any mason jars?
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