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+1!!!!!

I own a shpo and only smoke padrons; I have Dallas and Florida on lockdown. Yo I am an engineer lawyer an I blocked my $500 order because iamtotallyaloser.com was selling my favorite dogrockets for $$$$ cheeper. My last order here took 8 days and they didn't even pak lettuce or nothin with my smokes and it's 110 degreez in Arizona. When I am smoking with a girl for the 1st time should I have the cello on or off. It's a really important and controversial question in the cigar world.

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what a letdown. I thought this was gonna be about a new Farrah poster

We were all noobs at one point. Let us not treat them with utter contempt offhand. Let 'em earn our contempt, first. 🌫

And if they pass muster... welcome them by blowing up their porch.

So let it be written...[frypan]

[quote=frankj1]what a letdown. I thought this was gonna be about a new Farrah poster[/quote]

Your age is showing. Besides, Farrah was too skinny. Now "Rack"el Welch on the other hand...hubba hubba!

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I figured you more for a Rita Heyworth kinda guy.

[quote=ZRX1200]I figured you more for a Rita Heyworth kinda guy.[/quote]

Actually I am. I was just trying to stay in the same era as Farrah. Hey, that rhymes!

I'm an equal opportunity drooler.

[quote=MACS]We were all noobs at one point. Let us not treat them with utter contempt offhand. Let 'em earn our contempt, first. 🌫

And if they pass muster... welcome them by blowing up their porch.

So let it be written...[frypan] [/quote]

So let it be done.

[quote=thurson]Actually I am. I was just trying to stay in the same era as Farrah. Hey, that rhymes!

I'm an equal opportunity drooler.[/quote]

The "hubba hubba" was a timeline give away.

I heard Drafter screws noods

[quote=frankj1]I heard Drafter screws noods[/quote]

Freak. 😟

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I heard Drafter was just helping that noob over the fence 😟

[quote=frankj1]what a letdown. I thought this was gonna be about a new Farrah poster[/quote]

The autopsy one?

[quote=ZRX1200]I heard Drafter was just helping that noob over the fence 😟[/quote]

Was the nood dressed as a chiken?

No. He chokes those.