This burly homophobe pro football player walks in to a gay bar in New York and promptly states that gays are useless.
A skinny pimple faced guy steps up to him and says gays can do anything straights can do and they are better at it's well.
The football players says gays aren't good at football.
The gay says that they are good at football and that they have their own version of football that straights can beat them at.
The football player says he can play any game that gays can play and that he can play it better and win.
So the gay guy tells him to watch and learn. The gay guy hollers at the bar tender to get him a mug of draft. The bar tender fills a mug and slides it down the bar to the gay guy. He grabs the beer chugs it down in one gulp, slams the mug down on the bar, yells TOUCHDOWN, drops his shorts and boxers, squats over and yells EXTRA POINT UP, farts loudly then raises both arms above his head and yells GOOD!
The football player pushes him aside and yells at the bar tender for a beer. The bar tender slides a beer to him. He chugs down the beer, yells TOUCHDOWN, drops he shorts and and boxers, squats over and yells EXTRA POINT UP. As he is doing so, the gay guy slips up behind him, grabs his hips, starts thrusting and begins yelling BLOCK THAT KICK!!!
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