One of my main peeves is watching a groundbreaking ceremony for a new building.
Instead of actually breaking ground- in essence getting to work, a pile of dirty gets brought in.
-a bunch of highly paid, executive morons show up in suits.
-they wear hard hats and safety goggles- remember, NOTHING has been done on this site yet.
-they are handed silver and gold shovels (to match the spoons in their mouths) and put in front of the dirt pile.
-somebody then has to yell out a 3, 2, 1 Shovell! Without that help these exec-holes wouldn't know what to do.
-then everyone applauds them, like good hearted volunteers cheering on the mentally handicapped for standing up on a field of some kind at a fund raising event.
-the exec-holes then smile, as they bathe in the applause from those around them, quite self satisfied that they have really accomplished something, and get even a more inflated feeling of worth.
The cameras stop, the exec-holes get led by their admin assistants like the dumb show ponies they are to their next meeting. The people who really move the dirt and build things, remove the wasted dirt and do the real groundbreaking.
Make these pampered candy azzess dig with a real shovel into the real ground, to get the project going, or stay in your mfing ivory tower and stfu.
There is your Saturday morning rant from the anger cave.