They gotta be right..?? You see all these shows and movies showing ghost wearing civil war uniforms or wedding dresses... Well, I'm throwing the BS Flag here today... A pair of Levis doesn't have soul... there for it can't have a ghost... so, all ghost have got to be running out out there naked and stuff... right..?? 😕

I sure hope you're wrong. I will continue to picture Beetlejuice in that dapper striped suit, thank you.

I suppose the exception could be if the ghost was wearing animal fur or somethin when she or he was killed... maybe like the raccoon hat Daniel Boone wore... 😟

Naked Ghost.

Now that's the spirit!

I do not want mental images of Drafter, FGM or any of the rest of you azzhats NOT dressing up for Halloween as a naked ghost.

Brain wash, please!

Double negative Freudian slip?

no need to picture me naked.. I'm not dressing for Halloween... 🤐

freak.. 😟

😟

Drafter just wants to see ghost boobs.

Naked ghosts?

I thought you said goats.

Drafter, they still sag with age.

A visiting professor at Florida State University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"

http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/sexwithghostjokes.html 

poor Billy-goats... 😞

I saw a ghosts' BOO!bs once!

Seraphim and cherubim are the only supernaturals portrayed as nude throuout time. If it's a spirit left to walk the earth, allowed by god as no one 'slips' through the cracks, I'm sure they could keep their clothes if he's cool with it. God, Jesus, and the archangels are always portrayed as clothed even in times when prudishness would not have been a factor.