Hint: An efficient intro may not get you through the hazing any faster.

Sausages or burgers?

What do you get when you cross a kind of summer footwear with an alligator?

Where's Z?

Is this the guy he met on Grinder?

Pancakes may be a problem, but… LMAO!

Burgers and Crocs

Still efficient with the words, my NW Brother. Good call on the burgers. But in your efficiency, you failed to explain why you have this preference. You didn't have some past trauma with a sausage, did you? 🇨🇮

Not crocs. Nope. Kinda wish it was, though.

Self-assigned. I prefer initiative with the occasional beat down over hanging back and watching. Speeds up the learning curve.

Defs not trying to run it. Just quicker on the trigger than some of the vets in the earlier time zones (or with earlier bedtimes).

Cranking?

I think one or more of the lesser Services calls it KP.

Hey Newb, ya check out the Thong-i-nator yet? Then get in some trades and BOMB PALAMA.

Many years ago, Bur...."Food Service Attendants"...."FSA", for short is OK, also....'Crank' was outlawed some 15 years ago...maybe more, IIRC

Thx. Cranking complete for this meal (although jacmlc22 left uneaten sausage on his plate). Character built. My current place in the world reinforced. My plans for world domination continue to simmer.

Oops, can you tell how long ago my one surface tour was on a ship before getting to go EOD? Heck, I haven't even ridden a ship as a "guest" since late 2001.

Crap I'm old.

Yep... back in 19 hundred and eighty eight... when I was but a wee lad of 18... I was mess crankin'. Some years later, as Dave said, they started calling mess cranks FSA's.

Shellback initiation was severely tamed, then all but outlawed.

Chief's initiation was severely tamed and then called "transition".

Now the ratings are gone.

The ol' gray mare just ain't what she used to be.

what's an itro?