dgomberg
9 years ago
Hello all,

My name is Dane, I am new to this forum and want to take the time to introduce myself.

A few things i do know:
I like cigars.
I feel like everyone here feels the same.
You all seem like a good group.

Things i dont know:
why Miley Cyrus can lick a hammer while in her underwear and it's considered art, but when I do it I am drunk and need to leave home depot.

if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does one enjoy it?

im still waiting on the answers to these, so if they are out there please chime in.

Cheers!
DrafterX
9 years ago
freak... 😟
shaun341
9 years ago
Who doesn't enjoy a cleansing of the system, and nothing about Miley Cyrus is art.

Welcome to the group and hang on tight there are a few weird ones out there like ZRX
mikey1597
9 years ago
I love a good blow-out
TMCTLT
9 years ago

Welcome to da neighborhood Dane!!!
ZRX1200
9 years ago
Jaderose doesn't even notice when he has diarrhea.

But nobody's heard him fart in years.
danmdevries
9 years ago
It runs in my jeans.
Kidvegas
9 years ago
Welcome friend. Hope your boots are laced tight !!
Whistlebritches
9 years ago
ZRX loves camping and having wieners in his bun.

Kidvegas loves a good sausagefest in a bathtub full of lime jello and whip cream.

TW likes to dress up like Ellen Degenres and flash the twig and berries to unsuspecting dudes on the vegetable aisle in the grocery store.

You have to party with one of them............Pick one,both or all if you're a real freak
dkeage
9 years ago

ZRX loves camping and having wieners in his bun.

Kidvegas loves a good sausagefest in a bathtub full of lime jello and whip cream.

TW likes to dress up like Ellen Degenres and flash the twig and berries to unsuspecting dudes on the vegetable aisle in the grocery store.

You have to party with one of them............Pick one,both or all if you're a real freak

Whistlebritches wrote:





The voice of experience!
Brewha
9 years ago
Welcome FNG.

May the wind at your back be your own.....
Whistlebritches
9 years ago

The voice of experience!

dkeage wrote:



I've partied with Z and TW.........Kidvegas and I will have our day.
Mithrandir
9 years ago
There is nothing like a dane.....nothing in the world......there is nothing you can name, that is anything like a dane.....

Welcome to 1958 south pacific.....

No...really....welcome

NWStogie
9 years ago
Welcome aboard!
Kidvegas
9 years ago

I've partied with Z and TW.........Kidvegas and I will have our day.

Whistlebritches wrote:




Jello sausage whipcream !! OH BOY.

Question who's playing bottom..:-k
ShanaC@CigarBid
9 years ago
Your introduction sounds like you will fit right in.

Welcome 🇨🇮


DrafterX
9 years ago
I heard he was banned... 😟
Mandoman
9 years ago



Things i dont know:
why Miley Cyrus can lick a hammer while in her underwear and it's considered art, but when I do it I am drunk and need to leave home depot.

dgomberg wrote:




Why Miley Cyrus' underwear?
Maybe if you wore your own skivvies, Home Depot would let you stay.
tailgater
9 years ago

Hello all,

My name is Dane, I am new to this forum and want to take the time to introduce myself.

A few things i do know:
I like cigars.
I feel like everyone here feels the same.
You all seem like a good group.

Things i dont know:
why Miley Cyrus can lick a hammer while in her underwear and it's considered art, but when I do it I am drunk and need to leave home depot.

if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does one enjoy it?

im still waiting on the answers to these, so if they are out there please chime in.

Cheers!

dgomberg wrote:



I've found that Home Depot is much more receptive to my hammer licking than they are to my flagrant enjoyment of diarrhea.




tailgater
9 years ago
And where in Massachusetts are you?
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