The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This situation in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

Enjoy!!!!

Hog

And there won't be a stop sign anywhere in Iraq without bullet holes in it.

Throw in the All-American 1st Cavalry Amazon Battalion, PMS-ready at all times and the fight would be over before you knew it. LOL

John :o)-

For more on the All-American 1st Cavalry Amazon Battalion:

http://www.gzhq.net/forums/showthread.php?t=9964 

LMAO!!!

'Hey Billy Bob, that one there with the towel on, get him! He's the one that hit Dale!'

Andrew