Scotch is how I met ZRX.
I was at the bar, and in walks this hunk of masculinity.
I introduce myself and Z winks at me while getting the bartenders attention.
Z: Barkeep. Please get me 4 shots of your best Scotch Whisky.
Bartender: Sir, what is the occassion?
Z: I'm celebrating my first **** (oral sex, fellatio)!
So I raise my ice cold Shirley Temple in celebration, and I said to Z: That's great! Let me buy you your 5th shot of Scotch Whiskey!
To which ZRX replied:
No, thanks. If the first 4 don't get the taste out, then nothing will.
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tailgater wrote: