A funeral service is being held in a Synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive ... She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same Synagogue, and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking down the aisle the husband cries....."Watch out for the wall!!!"

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did I insult an ethnic group?

I dunno.... you did say 'wall' tho... 😟

Copied and forwarded. Here's my contribution:
Turns out the military votes were drastically underestimated for Hillary. Upon a recount, nearly 100% of civil war vets voted for her.

=d> =d> =d>

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Frank.
Please don't wait until Fridays.
This was a gem!

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took me a while to get it!

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I would sub MIL for wife.

I liked this.

[gonzo]

me too. do not tell my wife.

And democrats get away with this when if a republican would have said it, it would have been sexist and bigoted.

Great joke Frank!

I'm not a dem, but I know what you mean...but I'm really not much different.
This was sent to me but another libtard, cuz it's funny.