Totally surprised me and threw me off. covered the whole family. niece and nephew say they have no idea where the candy went, told me i never got any candy from saint nick, (im remember this when i pack her gifts). the jerky did not survive into Friday after landing Thursday night. the other meats and cheese somehow found their way to the table when someone didnt think there would be issues grilling outside on saturday in chicago (it was 7* outside).

Thats not even getting into the 23 awesome cigars that i ahvent even been able to really look into (tonights me time project). Awesome stuff Santa, made a great st. nicks gift!

Damn. Santa went slap happy on your azzz !

Merry Christmas dude! So glad you guys appreciate it!

Mmmm, Butterfinger. Nice job Santa.

There are a lot of people far worse off than me Frank.

You need to listen to Frank, he's like a genius and stuff!

Frank let's get this straight. What kind of professional help do I need?

I dunno. I'm like a idiot.

No no no... C'mon you gotta have something. Never ruin a solid bit!

aw shucks...it was just a weird way to show you some props for a few tremendous bombing missions.

You're my bud, bud.

Hah! Sorry man just a little anxiety I guess. Been running lots of overtime lately and haven't really gotten to speak with my lady the past couple weeks. Yeah, man it's Christmas and I had been waiting to smack the chit outta these two guys. This is the stuff I live for!

Santa janked it outa the park!