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jjanecka
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9 years ago

Salsa lessons start in three days. I'm clean off the bottle. You can do it too. 😇

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bgz
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9 years ago

lmfao, well played.

Mr. Jones
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9 years ago

Are you CHEAPER than Planet Fitness?

Are the MILF's HOTTER than L.A. FITNESS?

Is it as integrated as the YMCA?

KingoftheCove
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

I always considered myself a pretty good dancer....

and then I saw myself on a friend's wedding video...

holy chit!............no lessons gonna fix me...........hopeless...

cacman
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9 years ago

Waiting for JadeRose to chime in.

Prayers sent.

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

....she's already gone and ain't comin' back.

You already had too much salsa, fatass.

jjanecka
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

Jones, ZRX and Drafter promised to wear wigs and we're planning on pasting a three story tall poster of thonginator for motivation.

I myself only know the "''angry man stomp','dice roll', and 'the RIFF RAFF ALBATROSS.'" Which I hear are all very popular with the club ladies.

MACS
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

....she's already gone and ain't comin' back.

You already had too much salsa, fatass.

8trackdisco wrote:

Doesn't mean he can't prepare himself for her replacement. I always thought of you as a 'glass half full' kinda guy. 🤔

KingoftheCove
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

....she's already gone and ain't comin' back.

You already had too much salsa, fatass.

8trackdisco wrote:

Yeah, but....
6 months from now janecka will be 30lbs lighter, channeling Travolta, dancing around a curvey, large breasted 30-something milf who he bangs on Tues and Friday nights.
That's my prediction.

jjanecka
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#10

Yeah I agree, those Saturday Night Fever steps coupled with the lost weight will definitely upgrade me from the 40-something milfs that will just settle for whatever.

KingoftheCove
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9 years ago

#11

Yeah I agree, those Saturday Night Fever steps coupled with the lost weight will definitely upgrade me from the 40-something milfs that will just settle for whatever.

jjanecka wrote:

the well preserved 50-somethings are the best...........that's what I heard

jjanecka
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#12

The well preserved ones only want affairs. No can do... 😳

Brewha
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9 years ago

#13

The well preserved ones only want affairs. No can do... 😳

jjanecka wrote:

It's all right, it's okay. And you may look the other way.
And we can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive............