In an effort to facilitate your community participation and clear the explosive growth in complaints, all past and future claimants will be subject to rear inspection and intrusion. Please keep the process orderly and efficient.

Forum volunteers (some who are waaaay too eager to participate) will be with you shortly.

Or deeply.

Hold on, let me find my surgical gloves. I figure I can use the same pair for about 10 to 20 noobs.

Nut to butt Gentleman.......you know the routine

Make the man in front of you smile