jasecoff
9 years ago
So my daughters boyfriend asked if he could have a cigar.... I gave him a Chillin Moose... Am I going to go to hell now?
MACS
9 years ago
The short answer is no.

Karma is a hindu or buddhist concept... they believe in reincarnation. You won't go to hell, you'll just come back as a flea ridden stray dog... in that chinese city that cooks and eats dogs. Then you'll come back as something worse.

Unless, of course, you like those cigars and didn't give him one to be an ass... which can't be true or you wouldn't have asked such a question.
jasecoff
9 years ago
HAHA actually I have never tried one. I got a fiver for like $10 and thought they would be good throw down cigars at work. At least now I know whats in store for me
MACS
9 years ago
$2 a smoke should have been a clue.

I have never tried the vast majority of offerings here, so I don't know what's good and what isn't. CBid sells very few cigars I am willing to buy, now.
jasecoff
9 years ago
oh I knew they weren't going to be amazing. I like to try different ones so I have an idea of whats out there. This is a table scrap smoke I know, but I thought what the hell... it will be interesting to get his feedback on it.
MACS
9 years ago

oh I knew they weren't going to be amazing. I like to try different ones so I have an idea of whats out there. This is a table scrap smoke I know, but I thought what the hell... it will be interesting to get his feedback on it.

jasecoff wrote:



I did much the same when I first started. Do yourself a favor... just start buying Havanas and higher end smokes. You'll save a lot of money on crap you're never going to like, and would be embarrassed to give away. Cheap cigars are not good 98.2% of the time. And when you find one that IS good... it gets expensive fast... because it's good.
deadeyedick
9 years ago
If he turns green throws up yes you are going to hell. But you were probably going to hell anyway like most of us.
MACS
9 years ago

If he turns green throws up yes you are going to hell. But you were probably going to hell anyway like most of us.

deadeyedick wrote:



Oh ye, of little faith!!

I'm going to heaven!! And I'm all f***ed up!
deadeyedick
9 years ago
We'll miss you my friend. Say hi to Frank.
MACS
9 years ago

We'll miss you my friend.

deadeyedick wrote:



LMFAO!! Damn you Rick!
deadeyedick
9 years ago
See there! Thats why I'm going to hell. I be damned! Besides, there is no smoking within 20 feet of the pearly gates.
MACS
9 years ago

See there! Thats why I'm going to hell. I be damned! Besides, there is no smoking within 20 feet of the pearly gates.

deadeyedick wrote:



NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Speyside
9 years ago
So heaven is run by Democrats?
MACS
9 years ago

So heaven is run by Democrats?

Speyside wrote:



OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!!
jasecoff
9 years ago
Ok I may not be as bad off as I thought. Granted I am sick with a sore throat but this moose isn't THAT bad. Hell of a lot better than a Gurk. Has some slight pepper notes and a decent tobacco taste.

Of course being table scraps who knows what another one might be like but this is easily a decent yardgar. Of course this is just my opinion...and we all know how those are..
frankj1
9 years ago

We'll miss you my friend. Say hi to Frank.

deadeyedick wrote:


more like save me a seat!

Membership in The Chosen has its privileges.
8trackdisco
9 years ago

The short answer is no.

Karma is a hindu or buddhist concept... they believe in reincarnation. You won't go to hell, you'll just come back as a flea ridden stray dog... in that chinese city that cooks and eats dogs. Then you'll come back as something worse.

Unless, of course, you like those cigars and didn't give him one to be an ass... which can't be true or you wouldn't have asked such a question.

MACS wrote:



Wouldn't a flea in Hell be riding on the back of a hairless dog? It would be like living in the desert.

I've smoked Chillin' Moose. They aren't so bad.

If you want to punish him, give him rebranded Toranos.
DrMaddVibe
9 years ago

it will be interesting to get his feedback on it.

jasecoff wrote:



She kisses like her mom but does this trick with her tongue that made me...oh the cigar?
Speyside
9 years ago
If he had a rebranded Torano, he would never smoke again.
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