I heard when the eclipse is at its peak Hank turns into a half woman half man bigfoot/boogaloo/sasquatch type thing that disturbs cows in the barn.

...that's so big, it blots out the Sun...

Well I heard that only during Totality of the eclipse Hank refuses to smoke Gurkhas and that disturbs me [gonzo]

I also heard that when the eclipse is at it's peak ZRX's van down by the river turns into a spaceship which explains why drafter always has a sore bottom whenever he visits.

During total eclipse Victor isn't arrogant.

I heard that at the
PEAK OF THE ECLIPSE....

HANK DROVE THROUGH
"Downtown HANKVILLE"
Draging cans tied on strings.
Yelling on a bull horn...

"Which came first...the chicken or the egg"

While sporting CHIREE knockoff fake ECLIPSE sunglasses....

Just kidding... yes he is.

During a solar eclipse, bgz will quit building walls of text against his online adversaries...

Solar eclipse is over... YUB NUB MOTHER F**KERS (love that line Ewok).

:D

LMAO... Glad you like it