Yo da public skoo muh motha **** kids attended wanted ta teach ebonix as uh second language Jus' like Orenthawl James.
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Yo! The beer criblahc school mah kahds attended wated ta teach Ebonahcs as a second laguage. What it is, Mama! Don' make me come ova there bitch...

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The public school my kids attended wanted to teach Ebonics as a second language.

cacman wrote:

Spelling, punctuation and grammar; the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse... or helping your uncle jack off a horse.

MACS wrote:

Poor uncle Jack, he just needed a hand.

bgz wrote:

Jack didn't want any help at all.....he didn't even want to get off the horse until after he finished his ride🐴

RMAN4443 wrote:

Yes, at which point you should have helped Jack off the horse...

It's the right thing to do.

bgz wrote:

So...in this example: Your helping your uncle Jack...kill a horse? Because without the help of a preposition....you've just helped your uncle " OFF " or....kill his horse. lol

TMCTLT wrote:

Uncle Jack DID seem to spend an awful lot of time out in the barn

dstieger wrote:

The sheep lie!

tailgater wrote:

you're

but yew knew that...HA!

frankj1 wrote: