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Plowboy221
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8 years ago

Should they match the carpet???

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Mr. Jones
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8 years ago

On a "true redhead"...

Y
E
S

bgz
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8 years ago

Carpet is overrated.

Buckwheat
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8 years ago

On a "true redhead"...

Y
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S

Mr. Jones wrote:

Ewok126
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8 years ago

🤔 Drapes don't matter, Shead the carpet, I prefer bare floors

dstieger
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8 years ago

:-k Drapes don't matter, Shead the carpet, I prefer bare floors

Ewok126 wrote:

You and TW

He said something about preferring hard wood, too

Ewok126
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8 years ago

LOL No I prefer slate or finished ceramic tile. Slick as a babbies butt. Especially when you get it all oiled up.

bgz
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8 years ago

Note: When it comes to phallic objects, Ewok prefers oiled up ceramic to hard wood.

Ewok126
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8 years ago

Note: When it comes to phallic objects, Ewok prefers oiled up ceramic to hard wood.

bgz wrote:

I am still trying to figure out where you all come up with Ewok is talking about Phallic objects? LOL

Ahh I think I figured it out..... Let me grab my notepad. Ok you all lay down on the couch, Now... Did you have daddy issues when growing up and how did that make you feel? I have a little ewok doll here, Now I want you point to the area on the doll where your mommy touched you. bgz NO NO NO! QUIT HUMPING THE EWOK DOLL! Now, I would like to know why did you do the things you did to that chicken? How did you feel after you blew the cat then stuck it in the microwave? After reading my notes here on the answers you all have given, I think we are going to have to get you all a more experienced Psychologist, Also after administering the Rorschach test to each of you and every blott you all see COCK is the response from each of you, well that is just not normal. Besides you are all making me very uncomfortable staring at my package while we try to talk, AND NO! I do not have a chicken or a cat you can take home! But, I will give you all a blow pop sucker to tide your desires over until you can get home. [gonzo]

bgz
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8 years ago

#10

Ewok, please, please... use the enter key. I will not strain my eyes to read the wall of drivel.

And we all already know you like talking about phallic objects... and is readily apparent by your emphasis on it with a capital P.

cacman
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8 years ago

#11

Should they match the carpet???

Plowboy221 wrote:

This is a cigar forum. As long as the cuffs & collars match, most don't care about the damn drapes. 🤦

victor809
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8 years ago

#12

I'm pretty sure most of the guys here are bald and can't even see past their gut to check the color of their pubes... trying to get them to make these two things match is just cruel...

Ewok126
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8 years ago

#13

bgz wrote:

Dont read it

or

figure it out,

I am not

catering to your

candy ass

big boy

lmaooo. =d> Its a paragraph for christ sake. Man my wife is not this needy! 😣

cacman
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8 years ago

#14

I'm pretty sure most of the guys here are bald and can't even see past their gut to check the color of their pubes... trying to get them to make these two things match is just cruel...

victor809 wrote:

You're obviously not a fan the James Bond films, and missed the "Cuffs & Collars" quote from the movie "Diamonds Are Forever". Bond made this statement after Jill St. John returned to the room as a redhead. Most heterosexuals understand the reference. #-o

victor809
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8 years ago

#15

cacman wrote:

It must be embarrassing to be you. I mean, you read my post... in which I referenced hair and pubic hair... and yet you still seem to think I "missed" a cuffs and collars reference...

My comment was two steps past that. Please try to keep up, and if you can't please don't try to slow the rest of the group down.

Geez, you're like the last buffalo in a stampede.

bgz
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8 years ago

#16

Dont read it

or

figure it out,

I am not

catering to your

candy ass

big boy

lmaooo. =d> Its a paragraph for christ sake. Man my wife is not this needy! 😣

Ewok126 wrote:

We've already established you're a bottom, so I wouldn't expect you to cater to my ass.

I feel for your wife though as I imagine you're a needy little critter due to your tastes in oily ceramics.

Ewok126
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8 years ago

#17

Bwhahahahaha Nope not needy at all honestly.

No need to feel for my wife shes a very happy young lady.

I would rather have taste in oily ceramics vs nasty ass carpet. (Scroll down VVV)

I know it must be frustrating to not know how to google (scroll Down)

a how to video on adjusting your font so you (scroll Down)

can see it from Space. (Scroll Down)

Here you go maybe this will help you out brother! (Scroll Down)

https://goo.gl/sN68b8

I know you will not be able to read it (Scroll Down)

Try text to speech! or are you more deaf than I as well?

Edited by user 8 years ago | Reason: Not specified