Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald duck!”

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hah...dat's goofy...

Thought this was the Obama was a great president post.

Now that would be goofy.

A French man, a German and an Irish man Order a round at a busy bar. By the time they’re served, they each look down to find a fly in their drinks. The French man pushes his aside and says I cannot drink this, there is a fly. The German merely flicks the fly out of his and downs his drink without a fuss. The Irish man grabs the fly in his glass by its wings, and says, NOW SPIT IT OUT!! You English Thief!

I hope you enjoy that one, it was my Irish grandfather’s favorite.