Dear Boss,

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year, a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.

Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.

During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.

Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.

"Disgustingly Accurate" !

Just one reason I refer to Congress as the parliament of whores.

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Ouch. Never really thought about it like that...

They are.

Applications Now Being Accepted For POTUS
must be unemployed to qualify?

relax. I keed, I keed.

Must have integrity to qualify. That rules out just about every politician in any office.

Ever.

evah.

Fo eva

They need a huge pay cut! I would like to see them live on 10.00 dollars per hour.

Plus a term limit.

So agreed on that topic.