A Jewish gentleman had eight o’clock reservations at a downtown restaurant.

It was nearly eight and he couldn’t find a single parking spot. He circled around the block with no luck. Finally, he called out “God, please help me find a parking space!”

Still no luck.

“God, if you give me parking spot, I’ll go to shul every day.”

No spot.

“God, I’ll keep kosher!”

All of a sudden, right in front of the restaurant, a car pulled out – leaving a large parking space. Eagerly, the man maneuvered into it, while calling out, “Never mind God, I found one!”

Hah!

eight o'clock?
who can wait that long?

Good point!

good joke too.

By 8:00pm, we are in bed watching TV or reading.

8:00! who can go to bed that early?

Not this guy......I don't even have lunch until 9pm 🤐

I don't know about you, Huck. First a Jew joke and then an Irish joke. You better be careful or the cultural/racism police are going to track you down and take away your libby card.

David (dpnewell)

Now that I'm going to be 61 in a couple months, the wife and I are doing the 3PM early bird dinners, and are in bed by 7.

j/king

Actually we are lucky to be in bed by midnight, and I am up by 5:20 AM for my morning coffee and cigar.

David (dpnewell)

By 5:20am I've already had my second pee of the day.


Problem is, I don't get up until 7:00.

^^^

good example of truth in jest

Careful. I know some David jokes too.