I searched all over the internet for any cigar related humor that might be suitable to post to this board. I found a few Lewinsky related posts but figured they were a bit too colorful for this board. Fortunately I stumbled across this old outtake from the "You bet your life" show. An exchange between the host (Groucho Marx) and a contestant (a woman) went something like this:

Groucho: So I understand you have *10* children?

Woman: I *love* my husband!

Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out once in a while.

Anyone else heard a good cigar joke lately?

nope.

pez candy. I must bring this to the board for review. The lack of humor here may cost you a belt color.

How 'bout this one:

Why did Bill Clinton take so long deciding the Elian Gonzales case?

'Cause the last time he misplaced a cuban, he got in big trouble...

Not that could get you a promotion....

NoW that could get you a promotion....

If only SOB was on this forum 22 years ago….