deadeyedick
8 years ago
A guy is sitting on a park bench smoking a cigar. A lady walks by and watches him for a while and then says, "Sir, it can't be healthy for you to be smoking that cigar." The guy says, "My grandfather lived to be 102 years old."

The lady says, "And did he smoke cigars?" The guy says, "No, he minded his own damn business."
delta1
8 years ago
Burner02
8 years ago
Whistlebritches
8 years ago
That guy lives in me........and escapes occasionally.
bgz
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  • Herf-A-Holic
8 years ago
I'm going to have to use that.
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