Old Guy at the Drug Store.......

An elderly gentleman, Frank, went to the local drug store and quietly asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked, "How many?" The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose.That won't get you through intimacy."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore.

I just need it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes."

😂

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not this Frank...but funny.

I got a small dose once back in band camp...=d> =d>