Been searching and reading quietly on the forum, hoping I’m getting the introduction in proper fashion. Been smoking forever, it seems, quit for the last four years and unlike others felt worse, read the article on Richard Overton and decided I would pick back up cigars. I was just an occasional cigar smoker, followed the advice of some on the forum, picking up 5 packs and enjoying several and accumulating a few each week. Thanks for recommendations and sharing wisdom.
I don’t camp
Waffles
If P membership ever is offered I’m in
Haven’t ever smoked a CC (Plan to)
Have thick skin

So far so good, Sparky.
Of course, others here may have a different opinion.

As a noob, you are required to read this post.
http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/380264/CAT-Challenge-The-Thonginator 

WELCOME.

jes

Ahhh, a proper intro... good on you man... Though I'm sure opel will be by to do cameroon's job anyway.

#free-cameroon

Wow... He has been lurking in the forum for a while!

jes
First time on I checked the link....seared into my brain! Can’t unsee that.

Oh come on, if you've been lurking that long, I'm sure you've seen it 100 times already.

I had a dog named Sparky, she was a smart dog.

=d>
HOF noob intro candidate............for sure.

Do you like long walks on the beach under the pale moonlight ?

Welcome to the Asylum

Short walks for me.

You look familiar

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Sparky..........have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue ....8-[
Welcome sparky...🍺

I needed cataract surgery after the Thonginator pic

Welcome, Sparky

Welcome to the madhouse, Spanky...


don't call me surely...

Welcome Sparky, one question, at the mad house you are used to, do the inmates run the Asylum? Because we definitely do around here. 🤪😂🤣😜

Feels like home!😁

I thought you might be in for a shock, but it seems you're pretty well grounded.

Just some light resistance along the way.... good to see you've stayed in contact.

I'm not gonna repost it, but do a search for, "Thonginator, updated"
That is if you ain't skeered

Wow, what a new guy! Very thorough in your application form... the guys here are gonna be really impressed... what will not impress them, unfortunately, is the name... let's be honest, sparky52 sounds like the handle of a 52 year old Dalmatian impersonator in a furry chatroom...

Not to worry, you've given us plenty enough info to get you renamed lickity split... you're a waffle eating commie who prefers his home to the outdoors... you need a "p membership" which I'm assuming is an erectile dysfunction reference... you're a Cuban virgin... and you've got some kinda reptilian skin condition...

Im leaning towards limp leper... it doesn't capture your entire essence, but you can only fit so many letters in a name...