Whistlebritches
8 years ago

I've been telling women my meat is the gateway salami....

victor809 wrote:



Funny Vic.........I've always thought your anus was the gateway
victor809
8 years ago
Maybe for you...

Apparently you put a lot of thought into my anus, and seem to think it would be a gateway to some sort of transformation for you.


Sounds like you've got some issues you need to work through.
bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
8 years ago
I calculated around $4.50 per day.

They would have to be some pretty thick slices of ham to add up to $4.50 per day.

($9200 / 8 years) / (~250 -> 260 work days / year) => ~$4.5 per day... probably closer to 240 days per year because all that ham, you know she called in sick a bunch.


Probably less than $1500 worth of ham over 8 years IMO for normal human sized slices.

Just scrolled up and read opels... similar to mine.
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

Maybe for you...

Apparently you put a lot of thought into my anus, and seem to think it would be a gateway to some sort of transformation for you.


Sounds like you've got some issues you need to work through.

victor809 wrote:



😉 😉

JadeRose
8 years ago
It ain't gay unless the balls touch. That's what Teedubbya told me
DrafterX
8 years ago
Mr. Jones
8 years ago
Maybe....

That idiot store "loss prevention" moron oughta' figure out how much the store LOSES IN:

PEOPLES TASTING GRAPES....

I NEVER E.V.E.R. BUY ANY COLOR GRAPES
WITHOUT EATING ONE FIRST...
TIMES THAT BY 50 PEOPLE PER DAY...
X 7 DAYS A WEEK...
X 52 WEEKS A YEAR...
frankj1
8 years ago
X pesticide and urine from the pickers and packers...
DrafterX
8 years ago
Poor MrJones... 😞
victor809
8 years ago
It's ok... Mr Jones likes picker and packer urine.
opelmanta1900
8 years ago
Does Mr Jones buy "non-color" grapes without tasting? Also, I believe it's grapes of color, not color grapes...
RMAN4443
8 years ago

Does Mr Jones buy "non-color" grapes without tasting? Also, I believe it's grapes of color, not color grapes...

opelmanta1900 wrote:


Has anyone checked with Butthead,er Huck, what the color grapes want to be called...it's up to them ya know...8-[
DrafterX
8 years ago
Screw the grapes... 🤐
frankj1
8 years ago

Screw the grapes... 🤐

DrafterX wrote:


ok, but could ya peel them first?
opelmanta1900
8 years ago
That's the worst solution to racism I've ever heard...
dstieger
8 years ago
lol....or, to paraphrase Lee/Lifeson/Peart:

And the races were all kept equal
By hatchet, ax....and vegetable peeler
frankj1
8 years ago
beauty is only skin deep
DrafterX
8 years ago
Not true.. 🤐
victor809
8 years ago
I heard drafter can screw a grape without popping it.
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