RobertHively
7 years ago

One of my hiking buddies sent me this:



A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!" "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me." The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat." "I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
DrafterX
7 years ago
It's funny cause it's true... 🤣
delta1
7 years ago
is not...[-(


just like my con SIL insists that a tomato is a fruit...now that's funny...
frankj1
7 years ago
barely entertaining
RobertHively
7 years ago

barely entertaining

frankj1 wrote:



I know, right? You guys need to go outside more.
MACS
7 years ago

is not...[-(

just like my con SIL insists that a tomato is a fruit...now that's funny...

delta1 wrote:



A tomato is, in fact, a fruit. They are considered a vegetable by some, but botanical facts don't care about your feelings. 😂



dstieger
7 years ago

A tomato is, in fact, a fruit. They are considered a vegetable by some, but botanical facts don't care about your feelings. 😂



MACS wrote:


everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information.... Frankly, you're not much help
Speyside
7 years ago
What is this thing outside? Also Frank is a helpful sort of guy.
SteveS
7 years ago

...my con SIL insists that a tomato is a fruit...now that's funny...

delta1 wrote:



she's right, it is ...
DrafterX
7 years ago
So is butter... 😟
Big_Bear
7 years ago
“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

Wisdom is better than knowledge.



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Buckwheat
7 years ago

“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

Wisdom is better than knowledge.



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Big_Bear wrote:



“Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is THE BEST.” - FZ 🌫
tailgater
7 years ago

So is butter... 😟

DrafterX wrote:



Depends how you use it.
RMAN4443
7 years ago
I like to put it on my fruit...8-[
frankj1
7 years ago

“Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is THE BEST.” - FZ 🌫

Buckwheat wrote:


Fuzzy Zeoller?







HA!
frankj1
7 years ago

I know, right? You guys need to go outside more.

RobertHively wrote:


actually, you're probably correct...
dstieger
7 years ago

“Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is THE BEST.” - FZ 🌫

Buckwheat wrote:



Ram sam sam, a ram sam sam
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
Haykayay yipi yaykayé
Ahou ahou a nikichi
RMAN4443
7 years ago

Ram sam sam, a ram sam sam
Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam
Haykayay yipi yaykayé
Ahou ahou a nikichi

dstieger wrote:



Gesundheit 😰
RobertHively
7 years ago

actually, you're probably correct...

frankj1 wrote:



Ha ha. It's always nice to experience the outdoors, and to get away from society...

I'm getting ready for my last big hike of the season this weekend.

Take care Frank.
frankj1
7 years ago

Ha ha. It's always nice to experience the outdoors, and to get away from society...

I'm getting ready for my last big hike of the season this weekend.

Take care Frank.

RobertHively wrote:


have a blast, clear your mind, smoke top shelf, and file a report upon return.
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