wells05
Sunday, July 3, 2005 10:40:00 PM
The panda joke reminded me of this one. Sorry in advance---

A koala bear is walking down the beach and passes a hut with the door wide open. He peers in and notices a fine young lady sleeping spread eagle completely in the nude. The koala strolls in and immediately starts to orally pleasure her. The young lady slowly awakens to the action. Quite pleased at the skill of her new “friend,” she opens her eyes to see that a small koala is the one performing the act. She is a little freaked out, but is enjoying it so much that she lets him continue. The koala finishes, and promptly heads for the door. She stops the bear and says, “Hey, I’m a prostitute. You need to pay me.” Undaunted by the request, the koala continues toward the door. The prostitute grabs the dictionary and stops the bear again. She opens the dictionary to the P’s and points out: “Prostitute – def. One who engages in sexual acts for money.” The koala shakes his head, grabs the dictionary, opens it to the K’s, and points to: “Koala Bear – def. A small bear the eats bushes and leaves.”

wells05
Sunday, July 3, 2005 10:41:00 PM
last line: THAT eats bushes etc....