frankj1
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7 years ago
in cbid land...


(yeah, I'm bored. Humor me.)
MACS
7 years ago
there was a RAM... and he had a bat.
Gene363
7 years ago
You ask Ram, and that's that, because, Ram has a bat.
KingoftheCove
7 years ago
Not asking RAM first, is always a mistake.
He’ll give his opinion, whilst eating lemon cake.
Ram27
7 years ago
DrafterX
7 years ago
I could sure use a lemon cake about now... 😟
jespear
7 years ago
Once upon a time
In CBid Land
There was an old Jew
Who had a sore hand

It wasn't from spanking
The proverbial monkey
Or buffing the bishop
That made his hand funky

It was actually caused
By an unnatural curve
In his elbow at rest
That pinched a small nerve

His doctor said, "Frank
You know what to do
Get a hold of yourself"
Frank said, "Doc, I DO !
Three times a day, but even THAT don't help !" 🤦

tamapatom
7 years ago
But a taco will do.
8trackdisco
7 years ago
Ram sometimes was grumpy, and a bit of a crank.
He hired an assistant, his name was Frank.
DrafterX
7 years ago
We don't talk about that... 😟
8trackdisco
7 years ago
Then there was Drafter, a fine ole Okie.
He ate large lunches, and was generally pokey.
DrafterX
7 years ago
frankj1
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7 years ago

Once upon a time
In CBid Land
There was an old Jew
Who had a sore hand

It wasn't from spanking
The proverbial monkey
Or buffing the bishop
That made his hand funky

It was actually caused
By an unnatural curve
In his elbow at rest
That pinched a small nerve

His doctor said, "Frank
You know what to do
Get a hold of yourself"
Frank said, "Doc, I DO !
Three times a day, but even THAT don't help !" 🤦

jespear wrote:


actually, that was very creative.
jespear
7 years ago

actually, that was very creative.

frankj1 wrote:



I have my moments, Frankie !
Hope it "humored" you.
frankj1
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7 years ago

I have my moments, Frankie !
Hope it "humored" you.

jespear wrote:


felt better than hitting my funny bone
CelticBomber
7 years ago

Once upon a time
In CBid Land
There was an old Jew

jespear wrote:



That's as far as I got and then started looking over my shoulder nervously.
I have 3 of them here and if I make noise one invariably shows up to make trouble.
(I think they are trying to poison me with this stuff called gefilte fish. Help help I need an adult! Save mel)
Sunoverbeach
7 years ago
Think I popped a cornea trying to read that last line
delta1
7 years ago
there lived some jokers,
there were faux warriors,
quite a few lurkers
a number of tokers

they all took pleasure
in haste or in leisure
at newbs they would scoff
outraged, they ran off

there were drama queens
jousting over piles of beans
easily offended
get a coat my friend

people came and went
some didn't pay the rent
PIFs and PIBs galore
box-passes did not bore

then climate change
dinosaurs left the range
amid the ruins and rubble
exists a place real hospitable
MACS
7 years ago
The forum was slow,
Frank wanted to spice it up,
It did not work out.
delta1
7 years ago
🤦


let's redo...after Frank's post, "felt better than hitting my funny bone"
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