Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?


Here is a little test that will help you decide..

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?



THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:


Democrat's Answer:
� Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
� What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
� Does the man look poor or oppressed?
� Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
� Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
� Could we run away?
� What does my wife think?
� What about the kids?
� Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
� I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
� This is all so confusing!

............ ......... ....... ........ ......... ......... ........ ........ .


Republican's Answer:



BANG!


............ ........ ....... ........ ......... .......... ........ .....

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !BANG !BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!

True.. true... 😟

Lifelong New Englander here, but I answered as if I was Southern Republican....:-k

I would agree that the three answers would be accurate.

Just bang will suffice. No sense in wasting ammo.

BANG!


where do I turn in my Dem card?

So true!! Bang!

You can throw it in the water in Mexico next time we fish the Islands.

hmmmm...rub some free cheese on it and might catch a big fish with it....

#5,6 I generally agree, except I'd be asking "why did someone replace my wife's Springfield Armory 1911 .45, why didn't I bring the Ruger .357" (the Dan Wesson .44 is too damn big and heavy to carry with any sense of concealment), but I'd probably do the BANG BANG BANG BANG thing because I can't see for chit any more.

Man, I have to get some range time and start learning to shoot left-handed. Done it a bit, but with my right eye kaput, I need to adjust (yes, I used both eyes before, I just don't have that option now). Last time I was at a range, it was outdoors. I think I hit a cow, a Volkswagen, two trash cans and some guy. (Sorry about that, Brad...put direct pressure on that leg wound). Of course we were next to a sheriff's deputy who is (a) a range master for his department, and (b) had his 10-12 year old son with him. In my defense, the Volkswagen had it coming.

Southerner.......we leave nothing to chance

Yankee Southerner here.
The ammo ain’t a waste if you’re having fun.

Definitely Southerner

Bang bang. Double tap. Nuff said.

Plus 1

You're kinda an idiot if you imagine that either a southerner or a republican would run across a " terrorist with a huge knife" while walking along a "deserted street" in any of the places they live.

A democrat might.... since they more often live in real places that matter.... but the street is unlikely to be deserted... since it's a real place that actually matters.

it's just a silly joke about dems, not a real poll.
but it got answers somehow.

Some of the places that “actually matter” the most are sparsely populated. Depends on your point of view.

Just Victor being Victor. 🤦

Have absolutely no problem with that