RMAN4443
7 years ago

I'm pretty sure there was an entire set of comedians who worked with the premise that there were a lot of stupid people in this world.

(oh... FYI... it's "you're".... if you're going to try for sarcasm regarding another's intelligence... you may want to get that part correct.)

victor809 wrote:


Yeah, you'RE correct.....but you'RE not much of a comedian
RMAN4443
7 years ago
I think I've got it....thanks for you're help Cliffy=d>
victor809
7 years ago
You'RE welcome....

izonfire
7 years ago

Actually.... to be fair, given the groups most responsible for terrorist attacks in the US, it's probably most likely that the terrorist identifies as a southerner or a republican.

victor809 wrote:



Nuthin tells a young yankee that he's got some southern boy in him quite like listening to Molly Hatchet, and thoroughly luvin' it.

Listenin while I'm sloggin through my project, and just heard Molly Hatchet - The Creeper and thought of Celtic (wassup Celtic).


An den I kinda figgered it out - Vic is so dang frustrated because down thar deep, he's a secretly hankerin fer some southern boy in im. Down deep. I mean really in der. Spelunkin sorta deep...
victor809
7 years ago
....I had to look up this Molly Hatchet. Thought it was a woman.

I think you're projecting.... or offering.... not sure which.... so I'm gonna just kinda let that lay there.
izonfire
7 years ago

....I had to look up this Molly Hatchet. Thought it was a woman.

I think you're projecting.... or offering.... not sure which.... so I'm gonna just kinda let that lay there.

victor809 wrote:



If'n ya mean by projectin, I's workin on my project, den yessiree.
If'n ya mean providin, I's duzn't provide thats a types a service.
If'n ya mean protrudin, no, not as a yet.
But hope ta be. Soon as I finish wittin my projectin...
delta1
7 years ago

it's just a silly joke about dems, not a real poll.
but it got answers somehow.

frankj1 wrote:




my sentiments...one side likes to dish, but has a hard time receiving...see Spey's OP re: "Conservative Thoughts"


libs actually have to laugh at themselves because there're some funny nutjobs in the mix...
izonfire
7 years ago

....I had to look up this Molly Hatchet. Thought it was a woman.

victor809 wrote:



It tis! It tis thar a womban.

Just axe her kinfolk...
delta1
7 years ago
not talking bout Lizzie?
izonfire
7 years ago

my sentiments...one side likes to dish, but has a hard time receiving...see Spey's OP re: "Conservative Thoughts"


libs actually have to laugh at themselves because there's some funny nutjobs in the mix...

delta1 wrote:



I'm only kidding, and it's out of fondness.
And I can certainly take it.

If you recall, I ran the gauntlet when I showed up at your doorstep.
And now I am your bastid child.

And Spey and Vic were the first to really dig in. Some crude chit the likes of which I haven't seen since.
And ya know what? I respect the hell out of both of them for that.

A true initiation. They are brothers.

Nuff said
victor809
7 years ago

I'm only kidding, and it's out of fondness.
And I can certainly take it.

If you recall, I ran the gauntlet when I showed up at your doorstep.
And now I am your bastid child.

And Spey and Vic were the first to really dig in. Some crude chit the likes of which I haven't seen since.
And ya know what? I respect the hell out of both of them for that.

A true initiation. They are brothers.

Nuff said

izonfire wrote:



Well.... sounds like we've successfully indoctrinated him.

now for the oral sex.
izonfire
7 years ago

not talking bout Lizzie?

delta1 wrote:



Oh, enuff wit yer lollygaggin der Delta, yer a borden me...

An dontcha be gaggin' on that der lolly.
Unless she be a fine piece a womban...
delta1
7 years ago
you're one of the kind I was referring to...
izonfire
7 years ago

Well.... sounds like we've successfully indoctrinated him.

now for the oral sex.

victor809 wrote:



Finally, we get to the good stuff.
Was losin' my patience wit you fuggers...

I'm Pitcher only. And thinkin about a hot chick.
Otherwise, that'd be gay...
izonfire
7 years ago

you're one of the kind I was referring to...

delta1 wrote:



And you're one of a kind yourself there Delta
izonfire
7 years ago

Some crude chit the likes of which I haven't seen since.

izonfire wrote:



And speakin' of crude chit, all this coffee's really gettin' to me.
Dammit, gotta get back to work. Workin for freedom this holiday weekend...

Adieu les baiseurs!!!
victor809
7 years ago

And speakin' of crude chit, all this coffee's really gettin' to me.
Dammit, gotta get back to work. Workin for freedom this holiday weekend...

Adieu les baiseurs!!!

izonfire wrote:



go get 'em little guy!
dstieger
7 years ago

go get 'em little guy!

victor809 wrote:




Any other fogs of a certain age read that in a Curtis Armstrong character voice?
RMAN4443
7 years ago

Any other fogs of a certain age read that in a Curtis Armstrong character voice?

dstieger wrote:


I know what your saying, but for some reason I always hear Cliffy's, um, I mean Victor's, posts in a Cliff Clavin voice, trying to dazzle the guys in the bar with his brilliance...I wonder if his wife tells him where to shove it, like Carla would...:-k
Mattie B
7 years ago
He doesn’t have to be a terrorist to get that response from me. Those actions will get a southerner response no matter what career you choose.....or race, sexual orientation, creed or religious affiliation


My wife and kids have been taught to unload the magazine on someone .... By the recommendation of law enforcement. This way the gun cannot be used against them.
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