I'll bet this rock is the butt of a lot of jokes.
They definitely crack a lot of jokes about it.
It's probably so unpopular it can't keep a job and is always in ar-rears with the bills -- you know, behind ?
They just don't realize how much his personality rocks.
They take him for granite.
Even the ladies are stone cold when it comes to his advances.
What on Earth is he gonna do?

Sorry jespear, but I think plenty of people would be inclined to comment if you weren’t such a hard-azz

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It's hardly worth commenting about. But I will say it to stones to post that.

Igneous or metamorphic?

Drafter would hit it.

Drafter has already hit it.

Sedimentary my dear Watson.

Took some time to deposit that layered response...

Y'all's comments got me a chucklin' !

This might explain TW's broken nose.

Or tails Peyronie's - like disease

goathead would hit it.

Definitely going in dry there

I had to look that one up.

I thought it curved that way because I'm right handed.

As long as they don't find the rest of her you're safe! No identifying marks there. Serial Killers are so lazy anymore! That hole should have been at least 6 feet deep!

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LMAO!

I thought this was gonna be a Felix The Cat Cartoon

I'm sure it's unrelated, but I just received an invite to TW's Spelunker Club in the mail.

You spelled male wrong.