Sounds like a good time. But Maine? "You can't get there from here."

USNGunner wrote:

Yep.
Gotta go somewhere else to get there.
Sheeesh!

Mandoman wrote:

It can't be that hard to get here. All those guys trying to contact me about my car warranty are able to find me.

Mandobro wrote:

Hell, I had to bring along a navigator that said he fished a lake around there.

if you have a phone, internet or mailbox they will find you.

tonygraz wrote:

It can't be that hard to get here. All those guys trying to contact me about my car warranty are able to find me.

Mandobro wrote:

Jehova's Witnesses are another group that don't have any trouble finding me

Mandobro wrote:

Mighty nice of you to offer. I'll stop by Maine on my way to Neptune. Just a 3000 mile from where I'm sitting. Neptune is just a bit further.

BTW, looking forward to the next Stephen King book when he reads this. Two brothers, mooching in the woods, and some orange-colored shellacked alien with an enormous gut and ties that hang down to his knees was ditched there by someone known as "The Secret Service" after they got sick of listening to him. He's hungry and needs to feed, and when he can't find a KFC, he's going to start hallucinating that your legs are drumsticks, and...well, it gets worse from there.

Call my agent. Add some bald dudes and car chases, and we've got Fast & Furious: Deliverance Edition.

pacman357 wrote:

Mighty nice of you to offer. I'll stop by Maine on my way to Neptune. Just a 3000 mile from where I'm sitting. Neptune is just a bit further.


Call my agent. Add some bald dudes and car chases, and we've got Fast & Furious: Deliverance Edition.

pacman357 wrote:

Will there be any free food and free liquor with the free cigars?
And maybe some $$$ for a hotel?

m j toal wrote:

#14, 15 Sounds like you guys are a lot of fun. Move to the left coast so we can hang out. We can sit on my patio, light some good smokes and heckle golfers. Plus, best weed store around is just a mile down the street. We can go in on a Sunday, and I'll get us a 10% senior discount (55 or older, and I am 55). As for bigfoot, however, we have to avoid the deep woods here. I wear a size 14 shoe, and once in a while, the locals start tracking, thinking they are on the trail of Sasquatch.

#16 What, no mint for the pillow? Pro tip from a veteran of the criminal justice system (lawyer, not defendant), if someone invites you to the woods for free cigars, free booze, free food and money for a hotel, they aren't interested in your company. They are probably more interested in things like duct tape, your bodily orifices, and taking you somewhere where no one can hear you scream. Not these guys, just in general.

pacman357 wrote: