Speyside
6 years ago
A dyslexic agnostic was contemplating the existence of Dog. The he heard the bark.
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bgz
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6 years ago
Did he make any good assumptions or just assume it was his ex wife?
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izonfire
6 years ago

A dyslexic agnostic was contemplating the existence of Dog. The he heard the bark.

Speyside wrote:



But the mind can play tricks...
So he still had his doubts, until he felt the humping on his leg.
Then the existence was confirmed.

Or maybe it was the ex-wife again...
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Speyside
6 years ago
Wouldn't that have been his Tranny mistress?
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tamapatom
6 years ago
Maybe he was looking up the wrong tree....
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delta1
6 years ago
the dude felt god humping his leg, and now believes?
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RMAN4443
6 years ago
if god started humping my leg, I wouldn't know what to believe...😨
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delta1
6 years ago
a few inches higher and you'll be in heaven...
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RMAN4443
6 years ago
Spoken like a man who's been there....8-[
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izonfire
6 years ago

the dude felt god humping his leg, and now believes?

delta1 wrote:



God is love, or so I hear.
Sometimes he puts you in a sticky situation...
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Speyside
6 years ago
IZON, that was tacky.
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delta1
6 years ago
4th and long....time to pnut..
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izonfire
6 years ago

IZON, that was tacky.

Speyside wrote:



I don't adhere to your fixed line of thinking...
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pacman357
6 years ago
I can't tell...did the OP say someone piffed on him?
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USNGunner
6 years ago

I don't adhere to your fixed line of thinking...

izonfire wrote:



And that's his story, and he's sticking to it.
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Speyside
6 years ago
Come on, you couldn't have missed that. Sticky-tacky.
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izonfire
6 years ago

Come on, you couldn't have missed that. Sticky-tacky.

Speyside wrote:



Was he -
Grasping at straws? Clinging to hope?
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tonygraz
6 years ago
The Lord works in mysterious ways.











Standard answer when a religious leader has no sensible answer
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delta1
6 years ago
nothing mysterious about Lard...sweet spot is between 350 and 375 degrees F...
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izonfire
6 years ago

nothing mysterious about Lard...sweet spot is between 350 and 375 degrees F...

delta1 wrote:



Thanks for the skinny on the Lard
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