izonfire
6 years ago

Well... since I haven't been fishing in a month, I figure I'll go Tuesday... and Wednesday... and Thursday.

MACS wrote:



Sorry you had to let go of your boat man. I know it musta killed you. But you got a better future ahead. And you still got your original YellowTail...

Enjoy the fishin MACS
RMAN4443
6 years ago

So I bout chit my pants.

Was sitting on a bucket by the fire, heard a couple leaves crunching and twigs snapping, so I called out "cmere moo" thinking my dog was outside and not sure if she could venture out in the woods.

Instead of an enthusiastic mutt, I heard a snort. Pulled my flashlight from my pocket and turned around face to face with a full grown TRANNY deer. Jumped up and ran, as did she/HE - thankfully in the opposite direction.

Back to the garage and my recliner.

danmdevries wrote:


😰
8trackdisco
6 years ago

Smells great in here.

Started with some lighter aromatics in a cob, then added in the pot of jambalaya. Topping it with a CC HUpmann coronas major. Plan to follow that with some Lakeland blends and finish with English.

Some bourbon and several beers as well.

danmdevries wrote:



You cook, work a chit-ton of hours, fell trees, plan, pack drive (breakdown) set up camp, and then repeT.

Being your son is now in school, what value does your wife bring to the family? Other than hormone-driven angry rants?
8trackdisco
6 years ago

So I bout chit my pants.

Was sitting on a bucket by the fire, heard a couple leaves crunching and twigs snapping, so I called out "cmere moo" thinking my dog was outside and not sure if she could venture out in the woods.

Instead of an enthusiastic mutt, I heard a snort. Pulled my flashlight from my pocket and turned around face to face with a full grown lady deer. Jumped up and ran, as did she - thankfully in the opposite direction.

Back to the garage and my recliner.

danmdevries wrote:



Oh deer!
danmdevries
6 years ago

You cook, work a chit-ton of hours, fell trees, plan, pack drive (breakdown) set up camp, and then repeT.

Being your son is now in school, what value does your wife bring to the family? Other than hormone-driven angry rants?

8trackdisco wrote:



Cleans the house and feeds the dogs. That's what she tells me about most of the time. Or at least complains that I don't do those things more often.

She won't eat my food tho, so she says I can't argue that I cook since I'm the only one that eats it.

She's also drunkenly admitted to planning on never working and wanting to be a trophy wife. Those aspirations fell through, but she still don't work. She's a very good looking woman, and I've encouraged her to chase her dreams while it lasts, but we're still here.
danmdevries
6 years ago
Just added the rice to the pot.

Stripped n cleaned the shrimps. The cat wouldn't leave me alone for that part.

Once the rice soaks up the juices, heat goes off, shrimps go in, and I probably fall asleep. Sposeda stay up but too much work and too much beer, can't fight it.
8trackdisco
6 years ago

Cleans the house and feeds the dogs. That's what she tells me about most of the time. Or at least complains that I don't do those things more often.

She won't eat my food tho, so she says I can't argue that I cook since I'm the only one that eats it.

She's also drunkenly admitted to planning on never working and wanting to be a trophy wife. Those aspirations fell through, but she still don't work. She's a very good looking woman, and I've encouraged her to chase her dreams while it lasts, but we're still here.

danmdevries wrote:



Welll...... I don't feel any better. Then again, I don't have to.

Did you marry her because she was trophy caliber?

You should take her to ne Wisconsin for camping. I'll walk up as if I don't know you and start asking her questions guaranteed to make you pull muscles in your face trying not to laugh.
USNGunner
6 years ago
Me and the neighbor smoking cigars and having a beer. The dog goes nuts, sprints under the steps,

Killed an opossum. She's good, possum, not so much. 😁
danmdevries
6 years ago
Married her because I was working on our house and she said I had to stop to go to the county clerks office and sign a marriage certificate. So I did. And then got back to work.

She didn't change her name till she got pregnant. Figured she was saving that for an easy out till she got her kid. Also made sure she had zero income for enough time to qualify for alimony if we'd split. She's not dumb.

opelmanta1900
6 years ago
you might be... 🇨🇮
danmdevries
6 years ago
She played me like a fiddle.

This is my life. I accept it. Could be worse.
opelmanta1900
6 years ago
good way to look at it... could be way worse... and you've got a kid... things really aren't about you or her anymore...
opelmanta1900
6 years ago
sinus infection has been absolutely kicking my butt the last few days... I've barely eaten, haven't seen the kids hardly at all, slept most of saturday and most of yesterday... fell back asleep at 8 last night... woke up at midnight and lied/laid/layethed there until 2... now I'm out in the garage watching mma news... think I'm on the mend, but definitely the most sick I've been in years...
opelmanta1900
6 years ago
happy monday...
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
We can only hope so. Morning, peoples
8trackdisco
6 years ago
Time to warm the Monday engine.
tonygraz
6 years ago
Damn critters are getting more diverse and numerous around here. Neighbor spotted a bobcat wandering through our back yards mid day on Saturday. Damn deer are topping my carrots and pulling some out in the process. Scat all over the yards.
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danmdevries
6 years ago
Welcome back to Monday fellas
Ram27
6 years ago
Laundry [frypan] [frypan]
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