Cough-hurt

Hug your pillow.

Glad you're awake and with it enough to be posting.

Afib common, especially if we mess with the aortic valve/root.

You poop yet?

No poop. Fart though

Kept my valve

Welcome back, Tee.

So, kinda like a mild orgasm.
enjoy.............

Welcome back to the forum and not so much to the AFIB club.

Good to see you back. Now go poop.

Give 6 or 7 days.

Are you headed for a low fat, low sodium diet?

if only i could be so lucky

Usually happens between day 3 and day 5.

We typically start a stool softener pretty early on. Day 1 or 2.

Day 3 if nothing's come out but the farts are rolling we add in some mild laxatives like milk of magnesia. If no toots, might have an issue.

Day 4 if it's all hot air, you'll get a suppository and dulcolax orally on top of milk of magnesia every 6 hours and push for extra walking distance.

Day 5 well bust out the big guns. Mag citrate and or go-lytely. Nothing "lyte" about either of those. You're gonna gamble on a fart and lose.

T-dub...

How big was that RFID CHIP ...UP YOUR COU-LOU?

TW..!! 🤣

That’s HAWT Dan

Jones I don’t even care as long as ms Michigan or miss Saigon that bathed me inserted. Smokin hot and super cool.

Drafter 😮

Sill in icu. Afib gone though. Minor o2 issue.

major ef`fort to type

Hi.

chicks dig scars

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