Afib. Still in icu. Not fun.

teedubbya wrote:

Hi

teedubbya wrote:

Usually happens between day 3 and day 5.

We typically start a stool softener pretty early on. Day 1 or 2.

Day 3 if nothing's come out but the farts are rolling we add in some mild laxatives like milk of magnesia. If no toots, might have an issue.

Day 4 if it's all hot air, you'll get a suppository and dulcolax orally on top of milk of magnesia every 6 hours and push for extra walking distance.

Day 5 well bust out the big guns. Mag citrate and or go-lytely. Nothing "lyte" about either of those. You're gonna gamble on a fart and lose.

danmdevries wrote:

If you still can't poop on day 3 I'd recommend a hot mustard enema administered by a grandmotherly type with huge tata's……...it's always worked for me

Whistlebritches wrote:

If you still can't poop on day 3 I'd recommend a hot mustard enema administered by a grandmotherly type with huge tata's……...it's always worked for me

Whistlebritches wrote:

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gummy jones wrote:

good to know

do you recommend hot as in spicy mustard or will warmed yellow do?

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gummy jones wrote:

If you still can't poop on day 3 I'd recommend a hot mustard enema administered by a grandmotherly type with huge tata's……...it's always worked for me

Whistlebritches wrote: