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My chap IS likE A SAltnlick

something that looks like piccachu`Is oUtside my door.

Chap = CPAP VUT better

Take it easy teedub. Get some rest and heal buddy.

Getting settled. That one was rough

Horrible nurse. Butchering me. Cleaned me then sprayed my blood all over me. Wish she hadn’t cleaned me. Other good nurse offered to hep her. Shevsid no.

Tee....relax. Last time I was in the hospital, I remember how lonely and terrible I felt in the middle of the night. You are not alone. You got a beautiful family and a whole community of jackholes, misfits, and malcontents here that love you and are with you in spirit. Drafter says he can't wait to see your new titties and stuff. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know why you're in there.

And the ICU delirium sets in.

Get some rest.

Mane so but she is bad.

Hoping to step down today.

Where did you get TW's login and password, mR. JONeS?

My advice would be to start breaking $hit and throwing a fit. This may not be good advice

When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life
Well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
And everybody hurts sometimes....

😟

Get well soon gay poetry ?

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Teedubya woke up
No sausage on his nurse
Made do PAP hose


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Best way to get top notch care and waited on hand and foot?

Wait until the nurse comes in to mess with the IV's, CPAP, whatever you're hooked up to. I usually try to wait for two or three. When they're not looking at you and they adjust something, make a loud gurgling/hacking/choking sound.

The nursing staff, after they calm down, will realize that you simply need more attention and that was a desperate call for special care. Works everytime it's tried. 😁

Hmmmm.....I slip em a $20 and then give her some ping ping to play finger darts.

Pull that "devine fulcrum" bit from Catch 22. Works like a charm.