I don't know where the thread went with your play by play, but that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I almost fell off my chair! Thank you from the bottom of my wicked little heart.

Heather

ruggysgirl,

It's in the "Rednecks and Nascar Suck" thread. I was, indeed, a classic.

here it is again in all it's glory, taken from:

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=1&messageDisplay=0000000042208 

51. Author: 8trackdisco Date: 07/19/2005 08:17 PM

Steve-o making a big splash in the Cbid pond.

I can see the steel cage match in the offing.

Tey/adroomi/rickmaven vs. Steve-o/Rugrunner/EI

Special guest referee-MACS(SW)- he hates everyone.

Any profanity causes instant elimination. Here's the play by play.

Steve-o short circuits right out of the gates hating everyone, leaving this a 3 on 2. Maven quotes Socrates, Tey comes strong on immigration and Adroomi comes off the top rope with his favorite move- The Drunken Chinesse Firedrill Drop.

Thinks look bleak for the Conservatives. Tey and Rugrunner beat each other senseless. Maven quotes Shakespeare.

It's about to be stopped when Ruggysgirl jumps up on the apron and asks adroomi a question- ADROOMI runs from the ring TERRIFIED! It's now 2 on 2.

Tey taxes Rugrunner one more time with the California Will Collapse with Out Mexicans Spin Kick. As he completes his roundhouse- Rugrunner kicks him South Of The Border! Both men are down!

It is now Maven and EI. Mano a Mano. Maven posts two, three, then four cut and paste articles from Johnkerrytalkingpoints.com. EI looks sleepy.

Maven stands on the top rope shouting "Bush Lied and People Died!"

EI down to one knee, now on both knees. Weary. It looks like its over. MACS is about to stop the fight when EI springs to his feet, zaps Maven with his move-

Right Winger Zinger!

Maven looks to his keyboard, only to see the democtractic national committee website has crashed? He can't cut and paste! He Can't cut and Paste!!!

ITS OVER! Winners by technical knockout/count out, the Right Wingers. Wait a minute......

..

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Oh oh, the Left wants a recount. That's it from here, I'm 8trackdisco- thank you for watching tonight's fight.

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Good night everyone.

I still can't figger how I hates everyone...

I'm just a big ol' teddy bear. So I use profanity and shout a lot... these are things I learned in the military. It doesn't mean i'm a hater.

That mother F'ing 8track sunovabeotch, I hate him for bringing me into this.

LMAO!!!

LOLOLOL!!!

Thanks, I needed this thread!!!

I think my favorite line is "He can't cut and paste! He Can't cut and Paste!!!"

ROTFLMAO!

Thats was great.... rick does make me sleepy LOL

Hi ruggysgirl & gang,

I had as much fun coming up with it as you guys did reading it. My wife thought I snapped. Sitting here, giggling like an eigth grader as I was typing it.

I enjoy a good laugh.

Now, if only I could melt MACS' cold, cold heart.

MACS, I have nothing but love for you my Brother. Just having some fun. Don't mean nuttin' by it. Its all done with a smile.

Oh my word, I just read it again! I didn't realize that I was involved in the cage match too! Holy Hannah, you are too funny 8 Track.

Heather

I had to come up with a way of giving adroomi a little tweak. That that was the best way to do it, because up until that day, he still hadn't responded to your repeated attempts at a dialog on another thread.

Killed two birds with one stone with that one.

Rugrunner sent me a pic of you in one of your "outfits". You would make a fine Ring Girl.

;)

I am saying "What, what?" and Rug's eyes are bugging . . . I'd be suspicious but he can't even find the picture files, let alone send one!

Besides, I'm too short to be a ring girl. I'm what you might call an ankle biter - Rug calls me a Pit Chihuahua.

Heather

Yeah, um Heather.... Um, why don't you send a bunch of pitchers and I'll tell you which one he sent.

Ah, crap- that trick won't work.

My wife just rolled her eyes and laughed at me.

No, he didn't send any pics. I can imagine the look on his face, reading that post.

Sorry Rugrunner, hope she didn't hit you too hard.

;)

She's not a hitter. She fights meaner then that.

I hear you Mr. 8track... Oh king of the '60's dashboards.

I'm playing along.

You'll find the Navy has made it nearly impossible to offend me, and my personality is such that if you hadn't professed your love to me, and told me that I sucked ass, I wouldn't lose a wink of sleep.

I love you too man... as much as one man can love another in a purely platonic way, of course.

It's too funny