DrafterX
6 years ago
😎 Dudes...
corey sellers
6 years ago
Morning gents got to go see the eye doctor this morning
tonygraz
6 years ago
Was it because you couldn't tell the waiter from the tacos ?
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
Ouch! Poor waiter

Morning, peoples
USNGunner
6 years ago
Grandpa's got the duty. Taking the grandson to wrestling practice this morning. Love hanging out with this kid.
danmdevries
6 years ago
Was thinking about the new years.

2000 was 20 years ago.

But 1980 was also 20 years ago...

I'm confused
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
You're confusing me. How many beers have you had at this point?
opelmanta1900
6 years ago

Shid... it was always $20/g or $60/8th when I was in high school.

danmdevries wrote:


Yup, that's standard... But to be fair, when macs was a kid they still had dinosaur poop to fertilize with, so stuff probably grew a lot easier back then...


That or he was getting mostly sticks and seeds...
opelmanta1900
6 years ago

You're confusing me. How many beers have you had at this point?

Sunoverbeach wrote:


I was gonna ask the same.... I think 11 beers is technically when all addition/subtraction answers become twenty...
victor809
6 years ago
I'm sure if he had to count the 20 years by hours of sleep he's missed he'd have it right.
corey sellers
6 years ago
That's what finally made me decide I needed to go.
danmdevries
6 years ago

You're confusing me. How many beers have you had at this point?

Sunoverbeach wrote:



There's six cans of Bud Light in the garbage can next to my computer.

Pretty sure all were consumed in the last two hours. Plus two fingers of Makers Mark.

Just gave the boy a $100 bill and a $50 target gift card. Wife and him are going to visit great gramma but passing Target there and back. Told him to stop and buy a new Lego set to build after I wake up. He dug out his ammo can of coins he's collected from the couch and stuff over the years, so hopefully this will be an EPIC Lego build. I can't wait.

I'm off tonight. I did my chores, and took a shower, but I can't smoke cause work's drug and nicotine testing me in two weeks. Well, I could smoke cause they aint gonna fire me for popping positive for cotinine, but it would cost me $5400, and that buys a LOT of cigars and pipe tobacco...

Yeah, I'm pretty well chitfaced. Toss me another barkeep! 🍺
corey sellers
6 years ago
Drink up Dan
danmdevries
6 years ago

I'm sure if he had to count the 20 years by hours of sleep he's missed he'd have it right.

victor809 wrote:



I average 4.8 hours/day according to my fitbit watch thing. Occasionally get a ringer where I sleep 14-16 hours straight though.

I really don't ever know what day it is or if it's morning or night without clear outside cues.

The first half of the last 20 years I had a great job. Dropped out of high school in 2001, got a job in a hinge factory and was making $16/hr doing relatively unskilled labor. After about a year I got moved up to more skilled work and got $18/hr. But I had aspirations of going to college, and had to take a cut to work in the shipping dept part time for $14/hr but pretty much just worked whenever I showed up. But I was in college before my high school class graduated. Got kicked outta my parents house when I turned 18, lived in my car for a while, kept working and going to school, and eventually found a cheap rental place to stay. After a few years undergrad biochemistry major, I got drunk and jumped my motorcycle over a ditch near my house which I'd done a hundred times before. Landed wrong, in a parking lot, no helmet, straight into a parking curb. Had a brain bleed and got dropped off at the hospital. Long story short I couldn't get back into the school stuff afterwards. Everything was lost. Went back to work but at the higher pay grade for the skilled labor. They denied a weekend off for my racetrack weekend, so I quit because racecar.

Got a new job as a pressure washer mechanic, and after a year I also reapplied to college to finish what I started, or at least something close to it. Advisor told me to try nursing. He must've been getting some kickbacks from nursing department cause I'm not so good with people. Was getting $25/hr with fully paid benefits and 5% matched 401k as a mechanic and LOVED my job. Very flexible hours, traveled all over the Lake Michigan region, and pretty much had unlimited time off (unpaid) and just had a job list I had to complete for the week and could do it however I wanted to do it. They gave me a truck, and inventory, I had to bring my own tools. Kept that up for 3-4 years while going to school full time and doing clinical rotations full time. Also had two side jobs through it all. One as a janitor, another as a nurses aide.

Graduated, got a job as a nurse and was promptly fired 2 hours into my first shift. "cutbacks" took 70 of us outta the hospital that day.

Got another nurse job for $19/hr and stuck with it till this day, though there's been raises.

I really should've just stuck with the factory or the mechanic job. Would've been much farther ahead today than I am now. Instead I'm just drunk, broke, and working myself to death.
danmdevries
6 years ago
Can't wait for tonight's Lego build.

Off to bed.
corey sellers
6 years ago
I am still at the factory 21 years later but went to trade school for 3 years.
victor809
6 years ago
They need to pay you guys a hell of a lot more for nursing. That's ridiculous...
corey sellers
6 years ago
I agree you on that Victor
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
I'd pay you more than that for keeping my azz alive. Don't quit your job though. I could only afford it for a couple weeks
victor809
6 years ago
****, we payed the non-nurse assistants more than that per hour just to care for my mom when she was sick.
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